#TheBachelorette @kaitlynbristowe @chrisbharrison E6 – Queen Joshua against the Emperor Nick

kaitlyn and the bachelors citifieldThe episode opens with the anticipated rose ceremony since Nick is now part of the boys team and he didn’t garner a date but episode five showed us he didn’t need a date, he just should’ve gotten the rose on the group date he bombed. And yes, true though Justin got the rose that was the most meaningless rose in Bachelor/Bachelorette history.
In the meantime, The Bachelorette crew heads over to Citifields for the rose ceremony where JJ, grabbing Kailtyn, carrying her and running around Citifields like a fool while all the guys are in a “corner” expressing their concerns with Nick possibly getting a rose and taking away a rose from someone that has been there.
The one guy who Kaitlyn had major concerns with since having Nick as part of the crew was Shawn, which I still believe she will end up being with. And if I didn’t say it before, I will say it now, if it comes down to the two guys, it will be Shawn and Nick.
It was clear that Kailtyn was very upset with Shawn and the things he mentioned to her being their relationship has just taken a step back because of Nick made it all too real of the decision she just made.
Not seeing she spent any time with Nick, (probably landed on the cutting room floor) the following roses were handed out:
Ben H., Ben Z, Shawn, Tanner (why I’m not sure), Joe, Ian (no connection there and wasted a rose), JJ (another wasted rose), Joshua, and the final rose went to Nick.
And all dramatic music blaring before she handed the last rose to Nick, we all knew that was coming. Are you kidding me? Did we all believe she would have him there and not give him a rose.
We said goodbye to Jonathon, Corey, and two other guys…( I can’t remember their names nor did I bother to rewind or check the site to see because I’m behind and don’t want to spoil my sarcastic comments)
The crew now heads over to San Antonio, Texas, after freezing their asses off in Citifields, NYC. Why couldn’t they were coats during the rose ceremony. Nick was so cold his lips were turning blue.
Speaking of Nick….LOL Notice how all the guys favorite topic is Nick, Nick, Nick. It makes me wonder who’s obsessed more, Kaitlyn or the guys. They’re main concern should be is getting one on one time because some guys have not, someone like Ian, who we’re all left wondering why is he still there?
There’s absolutely no chemistry whatsoever, so it’s becoming like Unreal from Lifetime, let’s keep the black guy just for television and nothing more.
The date card arrives and the first one on one date is with Ben H. And while he heads to the date with her, all the guys press their sorry faces on the window staring down at her as she leaves with Ben H. – that is until they sit down and focus on Nick yet again questioning his motives and why is he there. Why are they focused on Nick? Why so concerned with Nick? What happened to thinking about how to establish a relationship with Kaitlyn? They sure like to point the finger.
Past experience has shown that when you point the finger at someone else, there are three pointing back at you. (Think about that one).

THE BACHELORETTE - "Episode 1105" - After the rose ceremony, the remaining men travel to San Antonio. Kaitlyn surprises one bachelor with a day of fun and fancy footwork. The couple spends the day with a professional dance coach, who teaches them the Texas two-step for a competition that night before a raucous audience and judges. Later, a cinematic sunset is the backdrop for the two to get closer. The man stuns Kaitlyn with a heartbreaking story about a past relationship gone wrong. Will that affect whether he gets a rose? - on "The Bachelorette," MONDAY, JUNE 15 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network. (ABC/Felicia Graham) KAITLYN BRISTOWE, BEN H.

The date with Ben H. was absolutely boring. The two step dance put me to sleep, but I have to say, it has to be more fun to in real life instead of watching on television or maybe it was just Ben H. and Kaitlyn who made it so boring.  After all of the dancing it was almost expected that the date would end with a kiss.

Back at the room, everyone patiently awaits for the date card fearing that Nick will get the one on one date. So funny how pathetic most of these guys are, and the moment of truth comes for the group date:
Justin, Jared, Ian, Chris, Tanner, Joe, JJ, Ben Z., Joshua, Nick – which leaves Shawn getting the one on one time with Kaitlyn. No common sense needed here. Shawn should have know he was getting the one on one date. Kailtyn played strategically well, ensuring that her relationship with Shawn is on solid ground.
Joshua, in this particular episode has been capped at the Drama Queen. I never heard a man bitch and complain so much as he has throughout the whole episode.
kaitlyn and ben h.During the dinner portion of the one on one with Ben H., he seemed to have issues opening up to Kaitlyn about past relationships and what he’s learned. Makes me wonder was this one on one date the process of elimination for Kaitlyn to find out if this is person she wants to be with because I really didn’t see why she would have a one on one with him in the first place. She brings up the fact he’s 26 years old which she questions, is he ready to get down on one knee at the end of all this. Are these clues to say, he’s not getting a rose or getting a reprieve for one more episode. Of course not, listen to the music in the background change to a lighthearted tune tells you that he was getting a rose. Snoozer.
The next day, the group date crew is greeted by a Mexican mariachi band with a cute little boy singing a very old Spanish song. After the cute little boy serenades Katilyn, he goes on to tell them they have to invent their own lyrics and perform them in front of Kaitlyn. Another snoozer of group dates. WTF?
Someone….please bring back the stupid jumping off building dates…thank you.
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I can’t tell you how embarrassing it is to have to watch this, let alone how embarrassing it is for the guys who have to perform like a bunch of idiots. If any man had to do this on a date with me, I would walk away. Enough with the stupidity of having to invent lyrics and have them sing.  Of course when Nick took Kaitlyn up to the balcony to perform everyone had a hissy fit, especially for Joshua, who’s now more focused on Nick than he is on Kaitlyn.
The group now reconvenes at a lounge area where they get to have their one on one time (one at a time), with Joshua getting a hair cut by Kaitlyn (I thought she was a dancer? #sarcasm). Now I’m confused, what was the point of Kaitlyn giving Joshua a buzz cut/Mohawk?
When he got back all the guys laughed at him asking him what happened. Maybe he should be the court jester instead.
While the guys are laughing at Joshua and his poor buzz cut, Nick takes away Kaitlyn for some one on one kissy kissy time. I would like to know how Nick kisses. This man is so passionate it’s almost understandable as to why guys wouldn’t dig him. He’s like the jock of the crew.
Notice Joshua gets a fucked up haircut and Nick gets to make out with her.
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When he gets back, there’s silence in the room before Joshua decides to open up his mouth about how he does not trust Nick and his motives. I’m not sure why they keep holding what happened with him and Andi against him. Andi was not a victim. She wanted to have sex with Nick! It’s over, it happened; they had sex, period the end. For some reason all of these guys are acting like he did something bad. If any one of them landed in the top three with the option for the fantasy sweet, not only will they say yes, they all know deep down inside they would consummate that relationship and not think twice about it even if the relationship ends, they got some ass in the process. Please, let’s be real here….(“true love people, true love”)
Frustrated that his argument with Nick went no where, he runs over to Kaitlyn and has an unnerving conversation throwing Nick under the bus and saying everyone is lying to her face and when Kaitlyn confronted all the guys with Joshua in tow they all looked at Joshua like, “we don’t know what you’re talking about dude.” In the meantime, Joshua lied to the guys he was on an interview which he wasn’t, he was busy filling up Kaitlyn with BS so he can get that rose and thought the guys would back him up.
I’m not sure why Kaitlyn would entertain that BS. I mean really who cares if the guys like or don’t like Nick. This is about her quest for love, is it not? At the end of the day, I would think the most important people who should like Nick is her family and not a bunch of guys she will lose contact with after the final rose has been handed out. It’s not like they are going to be friends and be over for a BBQ. #UnReal 😉
With Joshua looking like a fool, lying to the guys he was doing an interview, and looking more like a fool after Kaitlyn confronted the guys and didn’t back Joshua up, Kaitlyn took the group date rose and gave it to Nick.
Good. Right in Queen Joshua’s face! I’m sure he’s going home.
Shawn, who now has the one on one date with Kaitlyn is super excited to have this time with her.
Clearly there’s some connection going on here because you can see her demeanor is different with him than she is with all of the other guys. I haven’t seen a connection like this with any of the other guys. Well, except for Nick.
kaitlyn and shawnOn their date, Shawn shared with her about a serious car accident he had and how a cop had told him that it was a miracle he survived a car accident like that. After he shares the story, there’s a silence and he tells her that he’s falling in love with her.
I noticed something replayed time and time again. It seems the ones who fall in love, doesn’t go out of their way to behave like they have something to prove. The connection will either be there or not. I think with Nick it’s like this forbidden exploration whereas Shawn is the rock that will keep her grounded and where they have a deep connection other than lust. This date proved that, but we’re only in episode five.
As for Ian, he’s just realizing that he won’t get a one on one date and this connection with Kaitlyn is merely he just going out on one group date after another. Surprisingly Ian confides in Nick, perhaps

because at this point, he has nothing to lose but to move on.
The cocktail party has now dawned upon in San  Antonio, Texas and Joshua the Queen is starting to realize he fucked up, especially when he just kept throwing Nick under the bus and left alone to his demise when he confronted all the guys in front of Kaitlyn, expecting for everyone to side with him and confess they all have been trash talking Nick.
JARED, KAITLYN BRISTOWEJared takes her aside and has his one on one time with her. He has a rose locked in, nothing to worry about there. I’m sure he will be at least the top six and probably will be on Bachelor in Paradise.
Ian has taken his opportunity on interviews to trash talk Kaitlyn because he hasn’t has any connection with her at all. The comment about her not being half as hot as his ex girlfriend makes me wonder why he’s not with his ex girlfriend. Furthermore, this whole innuendo about him being the bachelor and how he’s a gift women can unwrap was just fucking classless. Any woman that dates this guy has low self esteem.
When he pulled Kaitlyn aside for his one on one, it was clear, he was going to say all the things he said on his interview and the conversation turned bad from the moment he opened his mouth. Here’s one statement he made that should have gotten him a slap in the face:
“I came here expecting to meet the girl that had her heart broken and was devastated by Chris Soules, not the girl who that wanted to her field plowed by Chris and to me I feel like I found that there’s still that girl and I feel you are here to make out with a bunch of dudes on TV. “
WHAT THE FUCK…ian confronts kaitlyn
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