The Bachelorette E5 – Goodbye to Clint and Hello to Nick V. @KaitlynBristowe @chrisbharrison

IMG_8921The producers have learned a long time ago that just having one person courting a bunch of suitors or in the case bachelors just wasn’t enough. So why not turn up the heat by bringing in past bachelors into the fold of current suitors.

In this lovely episode of the Bachelorette, the episode picks up where it left off last week with Clint being confronted about his attitude after he feed a bunch of lies to Kaitlyn telling her that his sole intention was to be with her when he blandly told JJ (who also needs to go) that he just wanted a rose.

I think for the next season whoever the Bachelor/Bachelorette is, the producers should find people at least two of them where they are not into the them at all and solely there for camera time.

Oh wait, that’s already happening. Scratch that idea. Stupid me.

Anyway, so here’s this little skinny woman confronting this buff man on how he needs to go because there’s nothing left to say in regards to anything that will transpire between them. Doesn’t Clint remind you of someone that ended up having a date with himself in Bachelor Paradise, Kalon McMahon. He was the one Emily Maynard cursed out due to his baggage comment referring to Emily’s daughter.

Part of me felt it sucked to see Clint go. I was truly enjoying that relationship he and JJ were developing and it would have been nice to see the Bachelorette on a flip side of things.

I mean what man has cried on any season of the Bachelor for another man. He was in tears and couldn’t even talk. And after folding over in his tears he got up and smacked himself in the face (yes smacked himself hard) and told said out loud to himself to pull himself together.

After the commercial break, Kaityln begins her speech on another night of drama and without finishing her speech she pulls Chris Harrison aside to ask him if she can talk to him for a minute. I was pretty sure at the point that she was not going to have a rose ceremony and when she came back, my best guess was correct as she opt of sending anyone home.

I have to say, while she was talking to  C.H., Ian who hasn’t really gotten any time with her began asking all the guys who had time with her and how it was unfair those who didn’t get a rose should have fair game to spend time with her and assure themselves still in the running for Kaityln’s heart.

So even though no roses were handed out and everyone was safe, no one was really happy because that meant they were still dealing with JJ who insists he was not here for a man but here for a girlfriend. Okay…JJ, whatever you say. Sooner or later, you can’t deny who you truly are inside. Be free, my son, be free!

And with the C.H. announces to all the men to pack their bags as they are leaving the mansion forever and the next trip in their journey to find love will be in New York City.

The next day the group of men happily waits for the date card as they check out their hotel room in the heart of New York, Times Square. Shawn who’s confident that he and Kaitlyn have something special (also I think he’s the one that will be the man standing in the end) was excited to pursue the prospect of being with her and spending more time together.

The date card arrives for the first group date in New York is as follows: Jonathon, Justin, Ben Z., Corey, Ryan, Tanner, JJ, Shawn. “Let’s keep our love fresh”

Yet another date where the guys get a chance to make fools of themselves by rapping and walks in Doug E. Fresh (….Let’s keep our love “fresh”).

Everyone makes a choice of who they are going to battle, with Doug E. Fresh being a mentor. Really now, you can’t expect for any of these guys, where rapping is truly an art form, to rap within five minutes and be ready to battle it out in front of a live audience.

But…this is The Bachelor where the never ending ways of making a fool out of everyone is the goal.

In the back of the room, the camera pans to Nick V. and Ashley from last season, remember she was the virgin who left hysterical crying after Farmer Chris ditched her and Kelsey in Deadwood, SD. (It was pretty funny).

I have to say boy was Kaitlyn giddy when she met Nick for the first time. It was almost as if we forgot how the guys just made fools of themselves rapping, that Doug E. Fresh was their mentor, where did all that go? It was the Nick V. and Kaitlyn show.

Was love unfolding or pure lust? Remember that when all these bachelor/bachelorette people come together in their parties, etc. who knows who they are meeting and bedding at the same time. It’s one big orgy.

While Kaitlyn takes the time out to talk to Nick and find out why he’s there, he admits that he wanted to meet her and then the big question, “how long are you here”, and Nick replies, “well that’s up to you, isn’t it”.

Talk about awkwardness. Hello, hello, think Kaitlyn, think…..you’re the Bachelorette.  You have the guys downstairs waiting for you.

After spending a bit of time with Nick, it seems “reality” strikes, “hey I’m a group date, Kaitlyn tells Nick she needs to think about it over night.

Boy oh boy that Nick is a charmer. If I were Kaitlyn, I would have bought him down on the group date and rapped to all the guys, here’s Nick V from Andi sea….

I’m not going there.

Moving on.

When Nick was interviewed he said that last season was extraordinary but not that much fun. I guess that’s another way of saying that Andi was a bore in bed…makes me wonder why it didn’t work out with Josh.

Back on Entertainment Cruises, as the guys approach, here is Kaitlyn still stuck in the Nick mode and it’s clear she’s different now that Nick has shown his face to be part of the game and Kaitlyn does admit she’s interested in having Nick there with the guys.

It’s funny how all the guys had something negative to say about Nick throwing Andi under the bus saying they slept together.  Look shit happens, I mean really? Does anyone think that anyone going in the fantasy suite doesn’t do anything whether they kiss and tell or not.

And even after Kaitlyn admits to the guys that she wants to bring Nick, here is Nick waiting for her on the boat, waiting with open arms and a kiss in tow. If anyone thinks Nick is going home, think again. I think I felt that kiss through the television screen!

Back at the hotel the date card arrives and Jared gets the one on one date. The guys still on the boat, Kaitlyn comes back after spending her one on one time with Nick she gives the group date rose to Justin, leaving Tanner to comment that it was probably the least meaningful rose in the history of the Bachelor. Really Tanner? Where is your one on one date card?

The next day after much sleep and thought, Kaitlyn called Nick to set up a meeting so she can make a choice on what she decided to do and while she said after a month of being with these guys and claiming to have serious feelings for them (one month people), she met up with Ashley from Farmer Chris season while getting her hair done to discuss her feelings with Nick…while Ashley says that it may be lust, I didn’t think that was sound advice.

Needless to say bypassing all the stupid drama with the cab ride and Kailtyn walking to 6th and B to meet Nick, Kailtyn made her decision and decided to keep Nick.

I was not surprised by her choice. Look at how giddy she was when she first met him.

Anyone feel like the one on one date with Jared was a yawner. I was feeling like I wanted more Nick and Kaitlyn.  Oh but we had to put the promos in for The Met and Neal Lane jewelry. It’s funny how they showed Jared running his mouth and how they made it seem like Kaitlyn’s mind somewhere else and I’m sure it was. Jared seems like a really sweet guy but he’s definitely not the one for Kaitlyn and I don’t see him as one of the top four.

Back at the hotel, the guys can’t seem to let go of the fact that Nick is going to be part of the group as the date card arrives the next group date is as follows: Ian, Chris (Cupcake), Joe, Joshua and Ben H. The clue is, “Let’s play”.

Notice who keeps going on the group date and who gets the one on one date.

Back at The Met, Kaitlyn who seems back in the game, gives Jared a rose….I feel this is a date with a brother and sister…it just doesn’t mesh well at all. The date ends in a helicopter ride, so easy to fall in love huh…

The next day after the one on one with Jared, Kaitlyn stops by the guys room to tell them that she’s decided to keep Nick and that he will be moving in that night. This didn’t sit well with the guys at all and that he’s going to be part of the rose ceremony. I think if anyone thinks that Nick is taking away a rose from them, I have news, I don’t see Ian moving forward in this episode.

The group date was another promotion of the play Aladin where the guys had to do an audition and appear in the play later on that night.

cupcake aladinAnother clownish performance with the biggest clown being Cupckae Chris (no surprise there) and guess who got the part while all the guys went back to the hotel. Yep, you guessed it, Cupcake Chris. Joshua’s point about how Cupcake Chris behaved during the audition if he did that he would’ve gotten beat up when he got home. Very funny! Thankfully they did not have to sing, because if I were in that audience and bought a ticket I would want my money back immediately.  The guys were watching with Kailtyn and Cupcake to do their part in the play, they realized all of the audition was basically a waste of time. There could have been better things to do but I keep forgetting this is a promotional item.

While Cupcake and Kaitlyn were in the dressing room waiting for their call, Chris is pushing himself on her when he said, “gimmie kiss”….Gimmie kiss? UGH.

I can tell she only did it just to do it and then go away. She was more excited being on the stage and that was it.  Even after their five seconds on the stage while he kept pressing his dry lips on her she turned her head away like no more.

Back at the hotel, the guys are waiting for Nick to show up while complaining as to why he’s there. He’s there because Kaitlyn has interest in him and they just don’t seem to get that.

Sadly the cupcake got a rose.

And Nick got on the elevator off to the lions den…

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